u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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