too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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