I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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