I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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