i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
last night I used snow as a chaser
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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