What did we do last night that was yellow?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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