I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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