I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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