Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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