Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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