This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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