Welp...herpes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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