don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
sex in a hospital.. check
Damn victory sex feels great
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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