remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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