Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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