I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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