Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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