Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
that may or may not have been my penis.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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