I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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