Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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