I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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