Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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