If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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