I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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