did you get engaged???
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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