The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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