is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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