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I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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