Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have already put on my inside pants.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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