Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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