would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
