Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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