Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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