Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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