Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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