nut hugger
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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