8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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