Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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