We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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