do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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