I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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