What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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