I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.