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(407): View more from Florida

my vagina has a 5:00 shadow

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.

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(214): View more from Texas

Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."

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(843): View more from South Carolina

you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Have you heard yourself have sex?

(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm not THAT loud...

(605): View more from South Dakota

My neighbors filed a noise complaint.

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