Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(210): View more from Texas

Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight

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(530): View more from California

the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�

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(706): View more from Georgia

He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.

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(206): View more from Washington

Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.

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(316): View more from Kansas

DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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