idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.