Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
When did angry sex become our thing?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.