I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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