You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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