she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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