i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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