i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
how does that bad decision feel?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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