in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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