I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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