kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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