Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
