We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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