Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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