I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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